College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

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Today I had a teacher tell me that a family member of theirs attempted suicide with pills.
I asked why he didn’t seem more concerned, and he replied with “people who attempt overdose are just attention seeking.”

Tell that to my grandma while she had to shower me for a month because I couldn’t stand after my overdose.

Tell that to my younger cousin who didn’t understand why I slept for three days straight.

Tell that to my bestfriend who saw me cry in every moment I was awake for two weeks after I swallowed those little pieces of hell.

Tell that to my brother who watched me vomit up everything I ate because my stomach was on fire.

Tell that to my teachers who watched me fail my exams because I was so dizzy and out of it I couldn’t stand, let alone concentrate.

Tell that to my mum, who watched me violently shake, sweat, convulse and cry in her arms because I didn’t want to be alive.

Go on, tell them it’s attention seeking. I dare you.

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fatwink:

crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you 

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feliidaesabers:

veeoneeye:

If I was a female, this post would just be the best.

I can’t breathe

feliidaesabers:

veeoneeye:

If I was a female, this post would just be the best.

I can’t breathe

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crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

(via balvnced)

shutupaubrey:

i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving 

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hysterifun:

when ur parents go out food shopping

image

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niick4:

how nice would it be if the more you looked at hot people the hotter you got

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browningtons:

if tumblr university was a thing i wouldn’t hesitate to set it on fire 

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prouded:

Have you ever been so sad that you can’t even cry you just sit there and think about how sad you are

(via chinesecracker)

So, I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you.
Paulo CoelhoThe Alchemist (via feellng)

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snowmiserr:

one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me. 
and it is Akon.  So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon” 
he said you too and floated on.  

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Snay. 20. A junior in college in a PA program. People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.

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